10 tips for a successful first date

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<ul><li><p>Become a First Date Guru 10 Tips to a Successful First Date </p></li><li><p>1. When giving gifts remember </p><p>On a first date, a little gift says I care. A gift that costs more than a months salary says, Run for your life! </p></li><li><p>Going to the Movies = Good Taking a Date to See The Host = Bad </p><p>2. Consider What Your Date Wants: </p></li><li><p>3. Avoid These Phrases: </p><p>Its so good get out of the basement. </p><p>Your friend was wrong. Your nose is NOT huge. </p><p>Like I was telling my parole officer </p></li><li><p> Im sure Justin TimberBEAR is great. But leave him home for the date. </p><p>4. Stuffed animals: Age 6 = Cute </p><p>Age 16 = Weird </p></li><li><p>Turning it into an interrogation </p><p>bad. </p><p>Asking your date great questions </p><p> good. </p><p>5. Show the appropriate amount of interest </p></li><li><p>If youre Beyonce or Beiber, you can rock </p><p>an entourage. You arent, so you cant. </p><p>6. This is a Solo Mission, Dont Bring Your Peeps with You </p></li><li><p>Wow, you look pretty good. I thought youd </p><p>be a lot uglier. </p><p>7. Remember your moms advice: If you cant say something nice </p></li><li><p>8. At least PRETEND to be cool: </p><p>I have to be home by 8:15. Thats when my favorite show starts </p></li><li><p>Turning it into an interrogation </p><p>bad. </p><p>Asking your date great questions </p><p> good. </p><p>9. Show the appropriate amount of interest </p></li><li><p>So, how do you feel about a </p><p>spring wedding? 10. Dont Jump Ahead: </p></li><li><p>These Tips Brought to You by Mark Black. </p><p>Facebook.com/SchoolSpeaker </p></li></ul>