Quotes From Mae West

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A hard man.... is good to find. When Im good Im very good, but when Im bad Im better. Its not the men in my life that counts - - its the life in my men. Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. So many men.... So little time. She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. Marriage is a fine institution, but Im not ready for an institution. Its better to be looked over, than overlooked. Give a man a free hand.... And hell run it all over you. All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. His mother should have thrown him away.... and kept the STORK. I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported. Dont marry a man to reform him...... thats what reform schools are for. Im the lady who works at Paramount all day.... and Fox all night. Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. I used to be Snow White.... but I drifted. Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesnt rain. A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, thats subtraction. Hes the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. I've been in more laps than a napkin. Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. Good sex is like a good bridge game.... If you dont have a good partner, youd better have a good hand.